Venice Clay Bronze Ceramic Dog
It's a monument to doggy-ness. Also it's at least as good as the best dog sculpture you will find, it's smooth like a river rock, hand made signed and can be sent with a hand written card. It's like Jeff Koons but it's sincere, it's like Andy Warhol but more talkative. Also it's real art but less expensive than those other guys making it very good as an investment.